DREAM: Projector Protector
I was in a middle school. Perhaps
High school. My classmates and I were having a grand time in the pool.
The teachers were not around. It was a high tech indoor pool with
lots of fountains and little pools shaped sort of like a amphitheater
with the swimming areas facing a stage. Presumably where the the
teachers would be if they had been there. There were lots of boys and
lots of girls and things being what they were we all decided to go
skinny dipping. We were frolicking and playing when our quad copters
warned us that the teachers were coming.
Now, our quad-copters were our baby
sitters and police guards. They were there to make sure that we
didn't do anything wrong or evil. They had powerful projectors built
in to their hovering forms and they were forever projecting lessons
or rules on the walls and pavements or other students to keep us in
line. Well, until I hacked into their systems and made them our
obedient slaves. Now they warned us of approaching peril. But too
late !! We would never have time to get our bathing suits on in
time..... unless. I ordered the circling quad-copters to use their 3D
projecting powers to make it look like I was wearing a swim suit.
Instantly my torso was clad down to my lower thigh in what was
apparently black swim shorts. The door was opening !! I order the
copters to cloth the rest of my classmates (1 piece modesty for the
young ladies). Of course, all of the frivolity had stopped and
everyone was pretending to be practicing when the teachers came fully
in to the room. They looked a little surprised, but then they looked
proud and they told us how wonderful we were and that we should take
the afternoon off for being so trustworthy.
Well. We all went back to our dorms now
clad in our real clothing. But I got to thinking, what could this
projecting power really do. I mean what could it REALLY do? Could
it.... make us invisible? My friends and I snuck out of the dorm and
I ordered the every present quad-copters to project onto us the
perfect views of the surrounding landscape. Rendering us invisible.
It worked better than I could imagine. Suddenly I could not see my
friends. Why, I couldn't even see my own legs !! So we started out
across the campus. And quickly came afoul of each other because....
well... because we were invisible. This is never going to work.
My best friend suggested we should get
underneath a sheet and let the copters project on that. Then we could
see each other (and our feet). We did this and it worked great. I
cold see my friend, I could see my feet, and the light through the
sheet was enough to navigate by.
We ran into some teachers at one time,
but we just knelt in the grass being invisible until they passed by.
Good old quad-copters!
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